Endless Empress: A Mass Murderer's Guide to Dictatorship in the Fictional Nation of Enkadar

By Kirkland Ciccone

Whilst a gaggle of minor misfits create a daydream country to flee their humdrum lives, they set in movement a sequence of occasions that ends up in lunacy and homicide. A reporter plots revenge in a grubby cafe. A loopy teen is being careworn to slay a monster. Dragons wait on the fringe of time, whereas a unicorn waits through the bingo.  And why is the bus regularly within the unsuitable lane? those occasions are all associated with the mysterious ruler of Enkadar. She is The never-ending Empress. and he or she is perpetually.

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Naima didn’t fail to see an outdated blue baseball bat sitting idly at Truman’s ft. “You have been right,” Naima coughed. “The Empress continues to be alive and she or he contacted me too. She’s thoroughly loopy, Truman! She compelled me to work out her and then…” feelings besieged Naima, and accordingly she discovered herself sobbing loudly. It wasn’t insincere grief. She may need plunged the knife into his middle, yet Naima used to be surely devastated by means of Kai’s loss of life. as soon as she begun crying, she couldn’t cease. “She murdered Kai! i used to be there, Truman. She stabbed him to dying! ” Truman nodded his head unfortunately, and for a second it regarded as if his black most sensible hat may perhaps topple. He knew all of this, in fact. yet he was once content material to attend until eventually Naima calmed down, so he listened (as all sturdy buddies do) to her model of occasions. “She locked Kai away…and then she stabbed him and ran away! ” “How is your daughter? ” Truman requested, all of a sudden. Naima stopped crying and wiped her puffy face together with her dirty sleeve. She hadn’t as soon as thought of her daughter in view that leaving the police station. It used to be an odd query for Truman to invite. whatever in his nonetheless expression unnerved Naima. regardless of understanding Truman for years, Naima unexpectedly came upon him fairly scary. She made up our minds to alter the topic clear of her daughter. “I’d like a drink of water,” Naima stated in a trembling voice. Truman was once too busy attempting to imagine up a be aware that rhymed with ‘slaughter’ to fetch Naima a tumbler of water. He couldn’t use the notice ‘daughter’, simply because he’d already requested Naima approximately her daughter. yet what rhyming be aware may possibly he use? Then, without warning, he realised the reply was once there all alongside: “It’s so visible! ” Truman exclaimed joyfully. “Slaughter rhymes with water! ” Naima was once bewildered. This wasn’t a brand new factor. It had develop into her default environment. “Yes. I’d like a tumbler of water from the faucet at the sink on your kitchen. ” Truman raised and pointed his baseball bat towards the kitchen: “My kitchen is your kitchen,” he acknowledged with a shiny smile. Naima obtained up and made her approach in the direction of the kitchen, yet halted within the hallway. She crept in the direction of front door and experimentally attempted the deal with. It didn’t shift an inch. Truman had locked the most door. The bleep blippity bleeping of a cell being dialed trailed out of the lounge. Truman was once phoning someone…but who? *** The Empress was once approximately to tip the contents of her tea pot over Molly whilst, simply within the nick of time, the Sacred cellular cell of Enkadar buzzed noisily inside of Portia’s apron. The Empress sighed in melodramatic annoyance. She couldn’t even sigh with out turning it into an attention grabbing second. “Answer it,” Carly acknowledged knowingly. “You don’t are looking to continue Truman ready. ” Molly’s eyes darted in regards to the café. She stated not anything, yet saw every little thing. She wasn’t going to be tricked back. and she or he quickly spotted anything abnormal. the purchasers within the café hadn’t left. They have been an analogous clients as ahead of. None of them had left their tables. Molly felt whatever was once approximately to ensue, whatever terrible.

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