The Art of Men (I Prefer Mine al Dente)

By Kirstie Alley

Emmy Award-winning actress Kirstie Alley’s candid and audacious memoir approximately her lifestyles and the boys she has shared it with—for greater and for worse.

John Travolta.

Parker Stevenson.

Ted Danson.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Kelsey Grammer.

Patrick Swayze.

Woody Allen.

Woody Harrelson.

And many others. . . . In 3 many years in Hollywood, Kirstie Alley has lived with, labored with, enjoyed, or misplaced all of those males, and during this revealing memoir, she peels again the layers (and occasionally the sheets) on her relationships with them all.

From the early days of her youth in Wichita, Kansas, surrounded via her loving father, her inquisitive and doting grandfather, and a more youthful brother she fiercely secure whilst she wasn’t promoting tickets to determine him bare, Kirstie Alley’s lifestyles has been formed and molded through males. “Men, males, wonderful men!” gave her her first large holiday in Hollywood and her awardwinning position on Cheers, and during marriages, a debilitating cocaine habit, the dying of her mom, roles in many of the greatest comedies of the final two decades, and a shocking stint on Dancing with the Stars, males proved to be the foundation for multitudes of the choices and dramas in Kirstie Alley’s lifestyles.

In this selection of associated essays that’s either hilarious and poignant in turns, Kirstie chronicles the entire strong, the undesirable, and the gruesome males who've stimulated and guided her. She demonstrates how males should be the air that ladies breathe or the resource of all in their frustrations. yet for greater or worse, Kirstie exhibits existence good lived is a existence lived within the corporation of guys, particularly in the event that they

remember to place the lid down. The artwork of guys (I want Mine al Dente) is a hilarious day trip into love, pleasure, motherhood, loss, intercourse, and self-discovery from one in all Hollywood’s such a lot enduring stars.

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Mine wasn’t as flashy as his, yet this can be my tale. Our Animal residence young ones could, surely, appear like clones folks, as we gave the impression of clones of one another. I went again to the little suede pants store and resplurged on a sweater to accompany the little suede pants. It used to be a kind of raspberry-colored mohair with raspberry-colored fox fur inset into the shoulders of the sweater—I wasn’t a card-carrying member of PETA but, so please forgive me. keep in mind, this used to be the early eighties, and shoulder pads governed. yet those raspberry fox–adorned shoulders didn’t want pads. They have been so fluffy on their lonesome that they accomplished double-shoulder-pad prestige. My flat, tough, tan abdominal peeked out from the two-inch hole among the raspberry sweater and little suede pants. Raspberry fox sweater—$545. Then there have been these boots I’d visible at Fred Segal. Raspberry kid-leather four-inch heels, within zipper from ankle to knees. Raspberry boots—$375. Underwear—raspberry lace bra and bikini pants, upload an extra 2 hundred greenbacks. My assistant Kelly makes enjoyable of me whenever I say “bikini pants,” yet that’s what we referred to as them again then. Perfume—the in basic terms style I wore was once Casaque, fresh but hauntingly sexy—$100 an oz. Tim didn't have to select me up for his birthday date, our pre–New Year’s Eve date, as Tim lived round the corner to me. That’s type of how I met him, and that’s what we actually had such a lot in universal: our addresses. Chestnut completely waved and ringleted hair down my again, raspberry fur sex-kitten sweater, little suede pants, raspberry killer boots with four-inch heels, yummy undies, and sensual scented Casaque—that, all crowned off with a whole lot black Bridget Bardot eyeliner and light, very faded titty-pink lip gloss. No ask yourself Animal condo used to be scorching on my trail—damn booty—I used to be one in all Hollywood’s best up-and-coming ingenues, even supposing i used to be 30 years previous. yet everybody suggestion i used to be 23. I beloved to maintain telling myself that. I strolled round the corner to Tim’s. We had Champagne and laughed that giddy Champagne laughter. He took me out to dinner after which, in fact, we got here again to his position. Tim and that i have been beautiful first-class fans, quite; we had no difficulty getting at the related wavelength. Tim lit a hearth in his bed room. It used to be a humorous house—his bed room was once upstairs yet was once the one factor upstairs. No halls, no visitor rooms, only one tremendous bed room with a grasp tub connected. It used to be a tricked-out dear residence. Tim had labored much and used to be now not brief on cash. It was once in contrast to the small residence that my roommates and that i rented round the corner. Tim’s residence was once the pièce de résistance of the block, and it additionally had loads of land, I’d say approximately 3 acres. As I stood in entrance of his fire in his upstairs-only bed room, I stealthily peeled off my raspberry fox sweater, then unzipped my little suede pants and pulled them over my kid-leather raspberry four-inch-heeled fuck-me boots. There I stood, raspberry boots, bra, and bikini—PANTS. Raspberries took on a complete new that means. Tim and that i made passionate love, then Tim served up a tray of excellent pastries from Michel Richard.

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